Player

A male or female who has a lot of people in their phone but never fucks them.

Sarah: OMG I have so many people in my phone I’m such a player even though I don’t fuck all of them
Ruby: Yea you’re such a fucking player.

by Bhad bhaybee August 27, 2019

Crying softball player

Something you don't see often, like a smiling runner.

The crying softball player showed people that there is crying in baseball and softball, it's just not common or popular.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Super. important. Minecraft. player.

Someone who is cracked at Minecraft and is god at Mining away

He’s such a super. Important. Minecraft. Player. lets go make baba with him

by Who’sCandice? December 14, 2021

Minehut Players

Sentient civilization having an attention span of about a goldfish.
A Minehut Player in the natural habitat will barely know how to read and will immediately leave if provoked.

"Should we add a recipe for gunpowder?" "They're Minehut Players! You think they understand recipes?"

by jazo__ July 29, 2023

player

Mario Andaluz

Oh my god, Mario is such a player.

by carleyrachelle_ January 11, 2019

Player hater

A person (usually a girl) who hates on a man for no reason, or won’t hook a brother up with her friends.

A player hater is someone who hates on you for no reason.

Blake: Dude she wouldn’t hook me up with her friend

Joey: I know Olivia is a player hater!

by BRizzle108 September 25, 2021

Kiddie-pool player

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.

Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.

by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010