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LA Fitness God

Betas stop reading.
Someone so alpha that you can't even comprehend what they are. They are more than light and darkness. They are the angels that fight your demons. They are the founding fathers of gains and fitness.

If you want to see for yourself follow @lafitnessgods on TikTok. If you can handle it!!!!!!!!!
"You are now in the presence of a LA Fitness God!" said the Alpha
by AlphaGodWolfKiller January 10, 2022
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C'est la vie

An expression inviting one to accept that circumstances are ultimately unchangeable.
A: C'est la vie...
B: (silence)
A: Well?
B: What?
A: C'est la vie!
B: Uh...La vie?
A: Thank you! Was that so hard to say?
by Shamis43214 March 22, 2008
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Viva La Vida

Literally means "live your life", but it's also a Coldplay song. Basically, it's another song that was fairly good when it came out, then people abused it over and over, such as the local radio playing it every hour, and now it's one of those ones that is annoying and makes you want to contemplate suicide.
Our radio station plays Viva La Vida every hour.
by Da Milkman June 29, 2009
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LA Church of Christ

A cult that typically operates on college campuses. High-pressure, groupthink mentality- and don't even think about leaving the church unless you want to be harassed and told you are going to hell.
"Do you want to come to an LA Church of Christ bible study?"

"Fuck no!"
by Clambake Man June 22, 2008
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pumba la pumba

When you slap a person's buttocks with your testicles.
Man 1: "Hey, what happened with Tiffany?"
Man 2: "Oh, she received a pumba la pumba from her mexican boyfriend"
by DonCamilo April 19, 2020
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la vida nocar

Life without a private car. Usually involves having to resort to using public transport or feet to get around, while wishing you had a car so you didn't have to.
CAROL: Where are you? The Ricky Martin concert starts in 15 minutes!

ME: I'll be there soon-ish.. say 30 minutes.

CAROL: Why so long?

ME: Got to walk cuz I haven't got any wheels. That's the way it is when you're living la vida nocar!
by CRichie February 23, 2009
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bum chi la

a person who is fuckin ugly its an upgrade from butterz
by mitz & bullet March 21, 2004
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