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Seth's Law

Internet law which states, "Any conversation about gay marriage on an online forum will eventually end when someone mentions Sodom and Gomorrah, thus starting a new argument about biblical interpretation."
jeremy0: what do you all think about the new gay marriage decision in cali? I think it's a great step in the right direction.
b1go7ybastard: HASN'T ANYONE EVER HEARD OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH?!? ALL FAGGOTS ARE SINNERS! GOD SAYS SO! ITS RIGHT THERE READ THE BOOK
betterMinded: Sodom and Gomorrah is not a condemnation of homosexuality ...
EvenBetterMind: I invoke Seth's Law
by sumguysr August 5, 2008
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Law Firm

A firm of lawyers or a firm of attorneys, both nouns being interchangable.
I was tired of losing my car insurance and paying an arm and a leg so I hired an entire lawfirm for the cost of a cup of coffee a day thanks to lawyerlink.us!
by lawman July 1, 2004
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Griffin's Law

1. Buy high, Sell low

2. If you can lose money in the stock market you will; a variation on Murphey's law.
I lost $100,000 selling my home in Dublin, but I followed Griffin's Law.

Stocks occasionally go up in value so that some make money; but Griffin's law be damned, I never do.
by dwwrobertson September 25, 2010
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Buckcherry's Law

Used to describe girls who probably aren't all there but are really good at sex. Usually preceded by the word "fails" or "passes".
See that one over there in the New Age section wearing that tight skirt and tinfoil hat? I bet she passes Buckcherry's Law.
by Gimmickless January 15, 2008
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Marcus Law

"Top boyy"
Big wayne loves his

beef in teeth Marcus law

danny is a dick
by Johnjohnjohnjohn123 October 6, 2011
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Homie’s Law

Cannot cheat with a girl even if they are thick
1#Homie: hey man im with a girl now
2#Homie: You broke the Homie’s Law
by Mr.Dickson January 3, 2021
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Martino's Law

1) A statute used in Jefferson County, Pennsylvania. States that for a couple to raise or adopt a foster child, they must first have a natural child of their own. Used to prevent mis care or child abuse in the county.

2) A slang word used to relate to unfit parents.
1) I heard those people in that blue house wanted to adopt, but they can't because Martino's Law won't let them.

2) I don't know about that couple at the end of the street. I think somebody better turn them in for violating Martino's Law.
by A For Anon April 6, 2008
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