pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

Remember Your Wiring

It is an unusual saying that compares someone's mind to a wire which can also extend, connect, or even get tangled to other wires. One's thoughts are similar to that, it can often times be complicated.

Always remember your wiring for it is a reminder that life is not simple to figure out.

by nameless-002 July 1, 2022

Your Mom

Noun: The Person Who Is Your Mother
Verb: A very overused comeback, mainly used by not intelligent children.

Person 1: Bro… You are Ugly.
Person 2: Your Mom!

by Roomieofficial November 13, 2022

Your mom

Bitch

Bitch is your mom and your mom is a bitch and it looks like candice.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

give a girl your hoodie day!

on october 23, it’s national give a girl your hoodie day! you can give it to any girl, girlfriend, crush, etc.

girl 1: i’m so excited for today!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: it’s national give a girl your hoodie day! i wonder if my crush will give me one!

by woahtherebuddyy October 22, 2020

National lose half your family day

The day your mums side of the family cut you out of their life

Me- “it may be Fabien’s birthday but it’s also national lose half your family day”

by Pro_fortnite_gamer47 March 14, 2020

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma April 16, 2014