Diocesan Boys’ School

Known for their countless champions across all sports and music competitions, non-alphabetically ordered classes, the infamous turtle trio, and their superior, World #2 IB programme

Random stranger: Yo kid, what school are you from
Kid: Diocesan Boys’ School
Random stranger: Yo how can my son get into your school too…

by ReformedRabbiGameOfTheYear_806 July 3, 2025

Harrisburg Christian school

There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.

Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha

by Crazy_rat_johnson July 8, 2023

Middle school sex

What happens when middle school kids are irresponsible and stupid. In reality its incredibly rare and almost no one does it, as less than 3% of all middle schoolers arent virgins.

Its also i did in 8th grade on may 28, 2024 in the woods behind my school

guy: damn did you hear (my name) had middle school sex?
other guy: wow! really? lucky him, his girlfriend is hot as fuck

by metalmeadows1 July 26, 2024

school

Hell a place where children burn to death
SLaughter people mass muder and rape happens here

OMFG This place is school with all this rape

by Cock man jt January 26, 2022

School

SCHOOL is a big prison that teaches you things that you will probably never use in real life and will take you AWAY from the things that you ACTUALLY want to DO

“Hey do you see that prison”
“Yea its FUCKING school

by Schoolisafuckinglie May 21, 2021

School

a child labor where you stay 8 hours of your life burning your brain by SOOO MUCH WORKKK.

Schools are the eater of childhoods, children are expected to go inside that building for 7-8 hours so their childhoods can be ruined. You wake up SUPER EARLY and you get in trouble for sleeping in class.

Mark: you comin' to school?
Nick: hell no, i aint going to not labor camp.

by dudewithnobitches March 31, 2022

School

The shit thats supposed to help you, but in reality, it a bunch of fucking shit. i mean, who gives a fuck about school?
And if you do go fuck off with your glasses and DO SOMETHING WORTH YOU LIFE

"Hey man wanna do something?"
"Nah man I've got school"

by my what sorry????? September 27, 2018