Dirty Brennon

When a guy gives another guy a mouth full of dick that is so pleasurable, that he sucks him clean.

"Yeah dude, I gave him a Dirty Brennon.."

"Craaaazzzzyyyy.."

by Menkisser <3 October 15, 2023

Dirty Spoon

Big spoon falls asleep with penis in little spoons ass.

It was cold in Texas but I dirty spooned Jackie in the Honda civic to stay warm.

by Cbonesteak March 20, 2024

Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.

guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!

by james_m October 29, 2014

Dirty Kriston

A man who loves to do cocaine on the regular and likes to shit in his hand and clap.
Usually seen walking fast paced, jaw swinging, lip syncing to a song. The majority of dirty Kristons are massive whores who will give their booty up for a free glass of wine and have smelly sweaty ballsacks.

PSA: likely to have gonorrhoea.

Have you seen that man’s jaw?
That’s a dirty kriston

by Lesbiansnogays1990 December 3, 2023

Dirty cata

To lick lolo gentilii’s neck while masturbating a dog

He totally did the dirty cata

by Suax April 14, 2020

Dirty Loma

Where a girl is getting fucked from both ends (a man in the back, a man fucking her mouth) and the man at the front moves to the back and both men put their heads infront of her vagina, when the first man pulls out, she squirts all on the top of their heads, making them shiny and mirror-like.

Man- Hey babe! Me and my friend were wondering if you wanted to do a Dirty Loma tonight?
Woman- Maybe tomorrow babe, we did one the other day.

by URDADWATCHESIFUNNY August 7, 2022

Dirty Bruno

When you spread her ass cheeks and spit on her touch hole then slurp it up to spit it in her face.

Last night I gave that chick a "Dirty Bruno" because she talked shit about my family..

by Gee Money$ April 27, 2024