Dirty Crustass

The act of shitting in someone’s mouth, and then proceeding to smash their PC monitor and keyboard on the way out of their house, only to forget to wipe your ass.

“Hey man, I banged some girl last night.”
“Man, I bet you did a Dirty crustass!”

by OffGridd March 28, 2022

dirty courtesy

When you pass gas when your vacuuming out cars and shut the door so your wife or buddy smells your fart.

Leaving the oil change place I smelled something gross. As I looked back at the shop the workers were laughing then I realized it was a Dirty Courtesy. Man Did it smell bad.

by Lynndogg765 February 5, 2019

Dirty Tit Fuck

When you take a dump on a girl's chest, and titfuck her, using the poop as lubricant

Nolan: What did you guys do last night?

Damian: Dude she totally let dirty tit fuck her! It was awesome!

*Highfive

by Zombieeatsasian November 13, 2011

Dirty Veda

A beautiful professional and classy woman that knows how to act in public that can dominate the bedroom. She the epitome of the phrase, “A lady in the street and a freak in the sheet!” This persona only actualizes if she is in love with someone.

Dirty Veda is who a lot of powerful women need to become

by Aphrodite Pleasure April 4, 2024

Dirty Elene

A dirty Elene is when a guy shoves uncooked spaghetti up a girl’s vagina, then pours boiling water into it, cooking the spaghetti inside her. After that, he goes down on her, and slurps out the spaghetti.

“Hey Steve, do you want to do the dirty Elene tonight? You bring the pasta, I’ll be the pot.”

by that_bitch_69 June 28, 2022

Dirty Darkhole

A first class golf team who talk shit in a pointless Facebook chat. Good at sliding fingers to aim balls into holes. All want a hole in one but no one can achieve such feats.

Girl: did you see what just happened to Jan?
Boy: He just tried a dirty Darkhole
Girl: Good for you
Boy: GFY

by JANNTHY September 17, 2021

Dirty Yankee

A intercourse type of act done between two men or women, Where you have intercourse with someone from the Southern States, while covered in dirt on your knees and shoulders, or even mud. (Usually only done in America).

"Man did you hear? That girl's pretty good at giving people a Dirty Yankee!, I got one yesterday, It was really hot but weird."

by RedMantis2077 July 27, 2021