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Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.
Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN
by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023
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Shit

When your busting a nut and your mom walks in.
*busting a nut*

*mom walks in*

You:"ahh...shit!"
by Halol1185 December 14, 2019
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Round piece of shit

by bagofceasersalad June 28, 2016
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G-shit

a word used by hood rats and uneducated idiots to impress some looser they call a friend.
mother fuckas giving them some G-shit

OMG your such an idiot
by dipshithoodrat August 15, 2018
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Shit-wreck

Linda is a total shit-wreck tonight,
by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator October 11, 2015
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Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018
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Boog Shit

All of your SBRs, Tactical equipment and other items that may violate the NFA. Typically frowned upon to own by many Federal Agencies including but not limited to. The ATF, the FBI, the DoD, or the Department of Homeland Security.

Owning any boog shit significantly increases your chances of having your dog shot, or home burnt down by a federal task force
The ATF: Come out now! we know you have Boog Shit!
Me: I have nothing! I'm already suffering from that horrible boating accident that made me lose all of my perfectly legal firearms!
The ATF: Guess we'll just have to shoot his dog now.
by Aggbir May 22, 2023
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