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Shit on

You shit on them you killed them they are bad at game
Shit on is a word that is an insult that you probably shouldn’t say but you need to know about it’s calling someone bad at the game
by alfiethedog02 December 23, 2020
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that GOOD shit

When you get that great bud, smoke, or hooch that is the best, the VERY BEST, a cut above the rest, especially

when it is totally 100% cherry, that'll set you flying into the IONOSPHERE it's so mind-blowing great.
Bro #1 (exhausted yet pleased): Hooo, shit, man... what a night!

Bro #2 (curious): What's up with you, man?

Bro #1 (pleased): Last night a friend of mine got me some bud from Aspen a guy was growing
in his house. I mean, it was completely grown with all natural fertilizer, mountain soil, I mean
the whole nine yards, all in his basement! All pure! No bug spray or anything!!

Bro #2 (astounded): Holy shit, man... how was it?

Bro #1 (stoked): Man, that bud was so pure, it had me zooming around those communication satellites I was high!

Bro #2 (amazed): Oh, fuuuuuck... still got some or did you smoke it all?

Bro #1: Uh-uh, no way, Bro! I rolled a few ahead of time before I smoked that first one! (Hands Bro #2 a joint.) Try it out.

-----------A FEW HOURS LATER...------------------

Bro #2 (high and happy as hell): Holy shit, man! Now THAT... is that GOOD shit, bro! Whooooo!

Bro #1 (laughing): I know right?

Bro #2 (giddy): Shiiiiiit... we better hold off on these for a while... don't wanna waste these puffs until we
get some more! That is high-quality bud... man, you want to get some eats?

Bro #1 (stoked): Yeah, man... I got the munchies so bad, I'd make PAC-MAN look like a picky eater!

Bro #2 (agreeing): Let's go to the Arches or the Bell. Think the Hut's open?

Bro #1: If it is, I think three or four pies will do. Already had some of that Bell... got me farting like goddamn!

Bro #2: Thanks for the warning... avoid the Bell.
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shit

Teacher: "Now, handle me your homework"
You:"Oh SHIT"
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Dog shit

by Aimbot223 July 10, 2025
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Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.
Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again
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Bull shitting messer

Someone who wastes peoples time by generally taking verbal diarrhoea 99% of the time , they think they know everything but the more the bullshit the more you realise there full of crap
Bloody hell that Carlines at it again , non stop bullshit from moment I walked thru the door . Man he's such a bull shitting messer
by Thethruth13 October 22, 2023
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Shit cast

Shit that's dries on your pens after having anal dex.
First time I had anal sex. I got a shit cast.
by Kickrocksmf September 2, 2022
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