Josh

Josh is an all round sick cunt with a huge donger and seems to sell drugs with his grandma.

Person one: Oh, who's that guy over there?
Person two: I don't know, but he seems like a real Josh

by BigDykNagar October 25, 2020

Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence

Josh Hartnett's Ernest Lawrence, from Pearl Harbor to nuclear harbor, building bombs with charisma!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is Josh Hartnett in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah! Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence, he's building charisma bombs dude!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

josh holder

I ugly muther trucker that leaves niggas on seen

Josh holder js a fucking bitch because he dint answer my snap

by Im not a hoe June 4, 2017

Josh

A Josh is a type of person who is smart, kind, and friendly but doesn't know how to handle with women. These type of people are usually dry texters on purpose to annoy you.

Stop being such a Josh!

by yesyesyana February 25, 2023

National Josh Day

Once a year that you can show your love and appreciation for Josh.

Josh: "Hey man, what day is it?"
Armaan: "I don't know?"

Josh: "Check your phone..."
Armaan:" Oh yeah! It's the 27th of May"

Josh:"It's National Josh day.."

Armaan:"OH MAN IM SO SORRY I FORGOT! HAPPY NATIONAL JOSH DAY!!"

by Josh's Mother <3333 May 26, 2022

Josh

• Josh is a cool ass tall dude , He’s also funny asf & good to be around.
• He’s into gaming , working out & just making money fr.
•He’s the type of dude to stand up for the people he loves & care about. He won’t ever do anyone wrong at all bro has a good heart deadass
• He also fw Anime.
• Bro is just a good ass person fr

Yo that’s Josh , bro can make anyone crack up fr 😂 . His humor is a 10/10

by Danny Phantom Boyyy July 17, 2022

Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion

Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye

by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023