Whirlwind book tour

Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control

Even if you are Hunter Biden, don't go on a whirlwind book tour. It may damage your reputation

by Sexydimma April 10, 2021

Book safe

A hard covered book that has had its pages carved out in the middle. The space created can be used to discretely hide small objects such as condoms, bowls, or other objects of an illicit nature.

I can't believe it!, I got a Book safe full of condoms for my birthday!

by BlackSean January 22, 2011

Booke

Trash or being of poor quality.

James: your test results are so booke
Tom: Shut the fuck up

by Ball-ding March 9, 2021

Books

Books can not save your day so just fing move on

Books can not help you

by An I oop 123 sksksksk turtals October 24, 2019

Book shelving

When you double stack two penises Oreo style.

Stay away son, them mfs book shelving.

by Moto_ September 15, 2021

Book

a written or printed work consisting of pages glued or sewn together along one side and bound in covers. Except for Manga as it is anime

I love Books.
You only read Manga.
I know.
Manga arn't books

by mangaarn'tbooks May 17, 2018

Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.

'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'

by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010