tech-jacking

When someone hijacks your business meeting with more needless in-depth technical information than the audience can even begin to comprehend (or even need to know).

Thanks for tech-jacking my meeting today dude!!

by Pomama November 27, 2015

jack laundon

The hottest cutie in computer science class. I love the way he clacks his keyboard so subtley yes sexily. If i were to be bred by any other human i would want it to be jack laundon. they sexy bugger.

anon: I wick jack laundon would ram me for hours at a time

by Arfffiethecutie March 15, 2022

flappy jack

When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off

"Did you get sex last night?"

"No, I just got a flappy jack."

by TheOneAndOnlyHippie December 8, 2014

Jack Webb

A factual telling of a situation or story.

(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")

When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."

Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"

Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."

by Mensa Cookie December 20, 2010

Slot-jacked

When you reserved a conference room slot and the person with the time slot before you eats into your time, while looking at you waiting through the window.

Tim slot-jacked the big conference room because he had the president on a conference call and couldn't get him to hang up.

by #1 peon June 28, 2010

Jack Avery

Whitney Garcias daddy. he is a damn fucking snack and can choke me all he wants

Jack Avery is a fucking daddy

by Deepthroatingjackramen June 14, 2019

meeting-jacked

When a meeting is taking place and an uninvited person (as they are walking by) interrupts the meeting with their own agenda. Meeting-jackings are a tragic consequence of the Open Door Policy

I was meeting with Cindy in my office about our computer policy and Bob meeting-jacked us to talk about new uniforms.

by noner June 17, 2009