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Free lunch motherfucker

A person who is always looking for something for free and will go to extreme measures to get it.
That free lunch motherfucker just ate their whole plate of food and complained they didn't like it and wants it removed from the bill.
by alphamongral November 28, 2016
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cruelty free beauty

Beauty Products that are free from Animal testing.
Cruelty-Free in the beauty industry means the brand does not test on animals.
(Or have second or third parties test on animals or test finished products on animals on the brands behalf.They can still contain animal or insect bi-products .)
Which it’s different from

Vegan beauty, Vegan Makeup and Vegan Cosmetics.
A Vegan-Friendly Product means the brand is a Cruelty-Free Brand with Vegan-Friendly options in their product range/line.
Choose Cruelty-Free and Vegan Beauty to Revolutionize the beauty industry.
Veganmakeupshare Chooses Cruelty Free Beauty to end animal Testing.
by Veganmakeupshare April 23, 2018
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Free Pretzel Day

-The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger.

-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"

Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*

Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...
by Thadus June 22, 2011
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Dude - Free Guy

He is a very adjective person who did heroic action from just being feeling! Along with his adjective catchphrase, he is a very nice adjective person.
“Have you heard of Dude - Free Guy?”
answer
by TheDoggo_ August 23, 2021
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Sugar free shlong

When you fuck a prostitute and don’t pay her
Girl, he gave me sugar free shlong! All shlong, no sugar.
by Chanllie May 11, 2020
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porn free zone

A Porn Free Zone (a pfz) is a device that is yet to screen pornographic videos. This could be your laptop, tablet or phone. This normally accurs when you first acquire your media device and feel it would be kept more clean with out viewing pornigraphic websites.
It is impossible for the device to go through its entire life cycle without porn but the battle to stay away as long as possible can become a mental challenge amongst peers.
(this does not include saved screenshots of snapchat sluts)
Tobe : hey did you see that creampie teen vid last night ?
Jord: no I didn't, any good ?
Tobe: yes mate, chuck us your phone and I'll get it up
Jord: no can do, it's a new phone and I'm keeping it a porn free zone
Tobe: what? You have had it 3 months and it's still pfz!! What the fuck
Jord: I know. I'm doing well

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by Mr Peeper June 26, 2016
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free dog water

when your so trash, your even free.
"dude, bill is totally free dog water!"
by skipper42-69 January 20, 2021
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