I own a horse

A very exquisite and effective way to ward off sexual predators or disgusting people, used on the internet, more specifically on omegle.

(on omegle)
A:"asl"
B:"I own a horse."
A:*disconnects from the chat*

(random shady chatroom)
A: I want to cyber with you regardless of your age and I won't leave you alone.
B: I own a horse.
A:*A leaves chat room*

by AlexTheMedicore January 7, 2011

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Horse Toothed Jackass

Member of the orangutan family known for the powerful odor of its breath, inability to work efficiently, and massive front teeth.

"The Horse Toothed Jackass is commonly hunted by ivory dealers."

by Lo Wang August 14, 2003

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Polish Horse-Rider

Breaking a bottle of chloroform to knock a horse unconscious, then proceeding to insert the horse's penis into your own ass or a partner's, only to have the horse awake mid-fuck and ram the individual's asshole so hard it ruptures his or her intestinal wall and they bleed out. Usually the death occurs in the field, the hospital bed or during the act itself.

Robert: What the hell happened to Todd, I heard he died?

Lee: He totally chloroformed that horse to try to have it fuck him, but it woke up and totally Polish Horse-Rider'd the shit out of him. Literally.

Robert: Shit, well what the fuck happened to the horse? I was going to fuck it.

by Ernest P. Worrel July 25, 2009

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Working the pommel horse

When a cat is in the process of cleaning/licking her own ass with at least one back leg/paw diagonally in the air(can also be 2 back legs)...AND at least one, but better with two front paws on the ground rendering the illusion of the cat working an olympic pommel horse.

I looked over my shoulder to see what that smacking sound was....staring back at me was my cat....caught red-handed working the pommel horse.

by Ace B May 9, 2006

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