Vagina year

1. Two earth years, but in vagina units.
2. The length of time it takes a woman to pee with standard deviation.

Girl 1: "Where are you going?"
Girl 2: "To the bathroom, if that's okay with you."
Girl 1: "Fine, but it always takes you a billion vagina years!"

by biscuitead9023 February 23, 2011

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Motorcycle Vagina

Motorcycle-Vagina (see also, #MotorcycleVagina and HB695) was birthed by North Carolina republican senator Thom Tillis when he sneakily inserted a section on anti-abortion laws into a new motorcycle safety bill (Sharia Law). Apparently the safest way to ride a motorcycle is while not having an abortion. Tillis is a gentleman and a worldly scholar.

Hey did you hear republican Thom Tillis won the election for NC Senate?
Oh, you mean that crazy Motorcycle Vagina guy?

by jiggleswank November 5, 2014

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vagina logs

1.)A tampon. An object that dams the flow of blood in a womans vagina.
2.) In promiscuous women a number of dicks in a vagina at once.

OMG my vagina log is get full, excuse me while I go change it.

Damn that "bitch" has a vagina logs of dick in her big vagina.

by knowledgeable January 3, 2016

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Flaming Vagina

Another word for a lesbian.

Girl 1: You hear about (insert name here)?
Girl 2: Yeah, I heard she's like, a flaming vagina now.

by Precious Roy March 28, 2015

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presurized vagina

A presurized Vagina is when A man gets on top of the woman and he pushes his dick inside the woman too far, therefore creating an air pocket. This vagina now has pressure inside.

(Random man) Hey!!! Whats up? Long time no see!)

(Other man ) i dont know you.

(Random man) You dont but your wife does after i gave her that presurized Vagina last night.

by The Sex God January 26, 2016

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