by 25567 November 22, 2017
Get the Yorkshire Creme Eggmug. The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Get the Easter Egg Huntmug. by beef-dip September 13, 2011
Get the eggs over rennickmug. a female with an empty egg carton is usually infertile due to birth control or excessive drinking or general drug use.
they are females to keep away from since they're used up and can't deliver children properly.
they are females to keep away from since they're used up and can't deliver children properly.
A: yoo bro what do you think of britanny?
B: empty egg carton dude. all she does is drink and sleep around
B: empty egg carton dude. all she does is drink and sleep around
by user23451 January 18, 2020
Get the empty egg cartonmug. by doctorg March 21, 2009
Get the fried egg fartmug. Stephany Jimenez had the worst case of stomache eggs
I had stomache eggs so bad, I shit all over my panties
I had stomache eggs so bad, I shit all over my panties
by Ren01270 February 18, 2008
Get the stomache eggsmug. A ridiculous mandatory procedure passed down from management or another department which only serves to slow down communication or production.
Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.
It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.
Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.
It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.
by Jen Minola July 31, 2005
Get the coffee and eggs for twomug.