Afraid of the moment

Charlie Mullinex on shipment

“Hey Mingy! You wanna run some shipment 24/7?”
“Nah man last time I played that I went 6-82”
“Wow Mingy you’re afraid of the moment”

by minecraft_jesus April 24, 2020

Aleeah Moment

A moment in which you manage to do something dumb and nearly impossible without meaning to.

"Ayo bro, I just folded my dishes by accident"

"Ah, dude you had an Aleeah Moment on jah."

by ThePenisman420 November 5, 2021

Bruh Moment

Situation where someone screws something up with a little bit of funnieness or stupidity involved.
Bro Momento is spanish.

-"Man, forget 'bout last night, every body has his bruh moments"
+"Ya dude, you killed it though"
-"stfu"

by diabloツ May 11, 2020

Kenneth Moment

When you try to be funny but you are actually very annoying to all but you. But eventually you have the self-realization that he is annoying. He used to go to private school but now goes to public school and has band kid humor. He has made it it his whole personality to be annoying to all inculuding but not limited to Brianna and Johnny

Friend 1: "Bro did you see what he just did that's a total Kenneth moment"
Friend 2: "I know right dude he's trying to hard to be funny but he is just annoying"
Friend 1 "Yeah true Im going to go blow a dude now bye"
Friend 2 "Ok ill see you around"

by MarkyTheDarky October 1, 2021

Zach Moment

Similar to a blonde moment, a moment when you're not the brightest or just flat out an idiot.

When you're trying to find a document so your teacher tells you to go to search and you open up Google search engine. That's when your friends would say, "Wow, that's a Zach Moment for you!"

by NatureGirl June 5, 2011

Unicorn Moment

That instant you break through a barrier that was holding you back, achieving an unprecedented level of personal awesomeness. Popularized by Ice Breakers.

Mack: I finished the 5-pound sandwich challenge at Cecil’s Diner.
Quinn: Total Unicorn Moment. Proud of you.

“I passed all my exams and just mastered winged eyeliner! #UnicornMoment”

by unicorn4eva June 18, 2016

Woodshed Moment

Wood shed is an outbuilding where the firewood was kept back in the olden days. Usually there was room inside for a couple of seats (unsplit logs) to facilitate smokin' & jokin'. However, it was also a convenient and enclosed space to deliver an ass-whuppin' in relative private without disturbing the better-behaved children of the house. These days a "woodshed moment" is not limited to a beating, and can apply to disciplinary conferences in an employer/employee relationship.

"What the...Brad botched the meeting and cost us a client! When he gets in we're going to have a woodshed moment."

by ChickenThe Cat October 10, 2018