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Preston Moon's dick

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.
by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024
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Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”
Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.
by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025
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tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)
ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!
by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023
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Moon howler

A derogatory term for people of color. This name refers to how slaves would sing gospel songs late throughout the night under the moon.
Fucking moon howlers singing their slave gospels, had me up all night!
by Yeetus feetus deeletus March 11, 2021
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Montana Moon Blast

Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.

James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*
by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019
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Half Moon Bay

Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.

Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(

People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol

The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol

There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.
by Hova’s Witness March 22, 2023
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Moon lady

Moonlady
by Guthi May 3, 2022
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