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Unlike A Child Molestation

Randall James Bowker (On the other hand)
Hym "Will sign an affidavit confirming that this began when Jeremy Horn showed up at Wendy's and had nothing to do with me threatening kids. They proceeded to harass me for months and Randy himself did so sexually by say my dick was too small. Which he did again at Kwik Trip. They sign the affidavit now. This is a new a new condition that I will not negotiate. I'm done letting 3rd parties obfuscate what's happening here and the fuck ass judges need to be done with it too. So, unlike a child molestation, this is absolutely necessary."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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Child

Basically, Tommyinnit. What else can I say, He's a young lad.
"Im not a child!" - Tommyinnit
by __Anna_is_tired__ October 27, 2021
mugGet the Childmug.

child cum

You probably love children so much.Great opportunity to become a star and change your skin color.
by Lil dick nicky February 1, 2022
mugGet the child cummug.

Child torture

Where a young kid makes you watch dumb YouTube videos with them.
You have been watching "CATNAP vs. SQUID GAME MINECRAFT NOOB vs. PRO vs. HACKER CHALLANGE" with your younger sister for 5 minutes.
You: "This is child torture..."
by FlameDuplix007 April 8, 2024
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madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.
He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.
by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013
mugGet the madd poster childmug.

Saurav, the child

a child who is good at barking and has got a throat infection doing so. fighter for the #salwyrrbest army.
by not saurav June 25, 2022
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I love child labour

Obama: I love child labour . Your mom: porn is better
by Djsjsjfnsadk July 26, 2022
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