Sloppy Sleep

Waking up after drooling all over your face.

When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.

by sloppysleeper28 February 23, 2024

Sleep

Sleeping requires closing ur eyes and falling asleep.

Jimmy closed his eyes and drifted to sleep

by Ty4fwm August 4, 2021

Sleep

What if the reason people really sleep at night is so they can eat bugs and spiders without being awake at the time to know about it.

Most people dont want to eat bugs and spiders while they're awake, so that might be why they lay there unconscious for hours and sleep.

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020

sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021

meat sleep

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap

John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep

by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017

Sleeping Beauty

She is the most beautiful girl the world has ever seen . Real time Cindrella.

Nishu loves her a lot. She means world to him.

Love you Mini sleeping beauty

by Rolalovea November 23, 2021

Sleep

(v.) an escape or rest from pain, problem, stress and just everything for a while.

I just need some sleep

by SOMEONE_6999999 May 27, 2022