school

a plaice that makes you more smarter. You read stuf and then you get smrt and stuf like that.

Bob: "hey Kip, lets go to school tomorrow to get more smarter."
Kip: "ok but im already like really smart lmao lol so i dont need books and stuf lol"

by j_breeze September 14, 2006

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An ADJECTIVE for: an experienced, talented or entertaining demonstration.

"Jimmy schooled us on his skateboard."

by WrittenByaFoxByaFox August 31, 2016

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An entirely obsolete thing that doesn’t educate people at all after 3rd grade because they refuse to understand everything they’re talking about can be easily looked up on the Internet or done with other tools. Need to solve a math problem? Use a calculator. Need to read something? You’re already doing it. Need to write something? That should be easy, and if it’s not, look up how. Need to recall social studies, science, or other information? Look it up. Want to learn Art or Music or a foreign language? Practice a lot on it and dedicate a lot of time and effort for learning it, like you should with all hobbies. Anything else? Look it up. Unless you are planning on becoming a teacher, you will never need to know any of this info, and even then you can just look up all of that information. The only good part about it is that it can help extend your social circle, meet new friends ,and become socially active. If it doesn’t do that for you, well, you’re out of luck.

School is obsolete and it’s only purpose is to help get you a good job that will make you a lot of money.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

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A place where there are no laws and you can get away with murder and assault. Fights break out, the lunch is just paper formed into food, drama happens, and school shooters. You also spend 1/5 of your precious life on a piece of shit school.

Dad:You like school son?

Kid: Shut your chromosome Google Chrome Chicken bone skin tone no phone home phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome chromosome tf ass up.

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2019

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