mexican teabag

Rub your nuts on some hot sauce And then proceed to dip them into her mouth causing a Mexican teabag

Last night we got some chipotle and after that next thing you know I was giving her the Mexican teabag outback

by Thedecker May 15, 2018

mexican dozen

When a hispanic gives you only eleven tamales when you ordered twelve.

Man that lady only have me a Mexican Dozen when I ordered those tamales!

by Vance Freeman May 29, 2017

mexican drain

It's like Crystal Light for Kids... but it's anal.

Only a dangus would do a Mexican drain

by Dang ol' dangus February 8, 2020

Special Mexican

cholos with lawn mowers. They have enough skill to cut grass but can't really do anything else. You see the usual mexicans at restaurants, laying drywall, or driving ice cream trucks, but these guys have special skills. Chances are you've met one in the summer and they always want to mow your lawn, even in the winter.

get those damn special mexicans off my lawn they've been there for two hours. The grass doesn't even grow this time of year!

by DurkaDurkaDude May 8, 2015

the mexican freshman

The Mexican Freshman is the sexual act of Using Taco Bell fire sauce as lubricant while having sex with a virgin.

I gave Sarah the Mexican freshman last night and she loved it

by Candaaa May 28, 2014

Mexican Mudslide

When you’re out of toilet paper so to clean off your ass, you take a quick shower to wash off the residue.

Rent was due and I can’t afford toilet paper so I had to settle for Mexican mudslides after every deuce I dropped this week.

by Kingsley Punkin September 11, 2020

Mexican Updog

When you ate so much spicy food, that your spicy excrements the next day will deliver a anal/prostate orgasm.

Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…

A: I just had a Mexican updog because of that spicy salsa yesterday.
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!

by Cosmic pooper April 10, 2022