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your nan sells Avon

by that edp445 man May 27, 2022
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i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant
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Boy-I need your holes asap
by Avl November 27, 2021
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Holding your kids hostage

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023
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clog your throat

Term used to make another person mad when you don't want to hear them.Generally referring to placing a penis in the throat to where they can't speak.
person 1:I banged your mom last night.

person 2:Clog your throat pole smoker.
by p-low July 21, 2010
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