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bury your head in Dorothy's cunt

An urban phrase meaning to avoid responsibility or reality by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge the truth, often by excessively flattering or blindly siding with someone influential.
bury your head in Dorothy's cunt:

Martin: "What is your plan, mate???"
Dan: "I'm telling people it wasn't me who got them sacked."
Martin: "Bloody hell, Dan! Me too! I've been saying that for months!"
Dan: "You idiot! There's no room for both of us to bury our heads in Dorothy's cunt."
by uisguisz March 7, 2025
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Your mum

1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"
1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"

You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"
by AnxiousCow July 27, 2020
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squirrelling your twert

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures
My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend
by Notability nothing August 8, 2017
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I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."
As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.
by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024
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having salt in your blood

Once you get the salt in your blood you have a desire to go out on the ocean. Being on land gets boring after a while. It doesn’t take long to get salt in your blood. The lifestyle, the adventure, it is nothing that can compare to it.
He was experiencing what the maritime community refers to as “having salt in your blood.”
by Translator2000 September 16, 2018
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my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.
by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022
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