Dirty Destinee

A sad lapdance given by a past her prime stripper. Not as flexible as she once was, with zero enthusiasm and clearly going through the motions. It often results in asking for a refund and hitting the buffet for riblets one last time before going home to your disappointing marriage and worthless ass kids.

Jeff: How was it?
Dave: It wasn't worth it. A real "dirty destinee". I changed into Sweatpants for nothing.
Jeff:You going to ask for a refund?
Dave: Nah. Let's just hit the buffet and go.
Jeff: I fucking love riblets.

by SkiddilyDoo February 29, 2024

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Dirty Sif

When you nut in a girl's mouth in the bar bathroom and she gets called up to Karaoke before she can swallow.

The girl I met at the bar just sang "Hero" . Pretty good for a Dirty Sif.

by Jezykajo September 8, 2021

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Dirty Josh

A dirty Josh is a man that streams and smashes bowls. He yells at people on the internet and forces you into a conversation. Don’t mess with a dirty Josh he has HR and a Shrug Emoji.

Dirty Josh smashed a bowl and waited for his girlfriend to make him cereal.

by ShrugEmojiProfsTopGufter July 22, 2023

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Dirty slirs

When you take a girl home an she gobbles your meat sword custard chucker but racially abuses you during

Dude, that girl I took home lastnight was giving me nothing but dirty slirs

by Wasn’t me shaggy ndat October 12, 2023

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Dirty Yoel

A man who likes to fuck freshman in exchange for changing their math grade

Did you hear he pulled a dirty yoel.

by anonymous May 28, 2024

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dirty balázs

When you missing like the half of your virginity and your mom finds it and tell it to your dad. However a giant worm starts to eat your dimension and everything and slowly and painfully :>

Person1: how are you?
Harry Styles: I cant talk i did the dirty balázs!

by Tamcsi November 21, 2021

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