Polished shit

Wealthy or rich snobs who are otherwise unattractive, dirty, whorse-man whores, doesn't shower, bitches-dicks, think they are so much better but in all reality wouldn't last a day in the real world bc they are stuck up bitchs whom live off of their families wealth but no one actually likes them but acts like they do because well they are rich but very ugly and dirty and well nasty

Katelyn weigen and all of her friends and associates are a bunch of polished shit!

by Apparent "dirtball"-_- July 28, 2016

Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset

How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.

by anonymous April 5, 2023

Shit locked down

It means you’re gorgeous. Sheesh

That girl Hanna got shit locked down

by Ryan3000 January 26, 2018

That's that shit I don't like

That, sure, but also that petty, smug, self-righteous people like you have created a system that allows you to reward yourselves for being petty, smug, self-righteous while simultaneously inflating the value of your lives while deferring the cost to the dregs of society. You're perfectly fine with me being impoverished but you are doing this to me because you don't think you should have to pay the price for doing it. You are mad now that YOU prioritizing YOURSELF over ME cost you something? I explained to you exactly what I was doing AS I WAS DOING IT. YOU didn't think you needed ME and you DID need me. You were perfectly willing to discard me like a piece of fucking trash. Where were you when I was left without a job? WHERE WERE YOU WHILE I WAS SITTING ALONE IN THE DARK? Fucking your wife? Hugging your kids? Telling yourself you were better than the people who weren't?

Hym "Yeah, both of you are aligning against be but I'll ask you... What are you stopping? What are you stopping me from doing? I'm literally not doing anything. The only thing you stopped me from doing is saving your kids and defending myself and my family from whatever the fuck you want to call this. I GAVE YOU THE CHANCE THAT NO ONE HAD THE DECENCY TO GIVE ME. But there is no BOTH of you, is there? Not really. Anti-Christian bias? You are beholden to a God that you will never interact with and you are desperate to impose that on anyone who will let you. You wanted to be the creature and look what happened. You can't blame me for anything here. You have far more control over the situation than I do. If I'm going insane then you are in the driver seat AND YOU ARE FA-LOORING IT RIGHT NOW. And that's that shit I don't like."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

Piece of shit

A piece of feces/crap usually flushed down the toilet. Most people don't care about it or hate it (especially after flushing).

OMG!!! That's a piece of shit. Imma flush it down the toilet.

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

racehorse shits

When after holding in your shits too long, you wind up shitting your pants on the way to the bathroom much like a racehorse shits while running its track.

I got stuck in a conversation with Cindy at the party for so long, that when I ran to the bathroom I got the racehorse shits. She didn't call me back later.

by Siniscarr May 8, 2016

Like flies on shit

When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.

Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”

by ShananayLopez January 3, 2022