Like a Disney Adult : adults who are obnoxiously into something which is geared toward children. Christmas adults will often say “it’s almost Christmas!” before the leaves have even started to change color, listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies year round, and leave up Christmas decorations up from September to February.
“Dude, did you see the neighbor’s house? They have a “Season’s Greetings” sign up already. It’s September!”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”
by GenWaller October 7, 2025
Get the Christmas Adult mug.Christmas Walk of Shame is when you leave your parents house the day after Christmas. In pajamas at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you walk to your car with all your unwrapped gifts. Usually, feeling down (and broke) because Christmas is over. Most of the time this includes a hangover.
"Look at that family doing the Christmas Walk of Shame."
"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."
"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."
by PseudoMte December 28, 2011
Get the Christmas Walk of Shame mug.A holiday to celebrate something..... oh yeah its Jesus. On The christmas Day u spend half The Day waiting for your christmas presents to Come.
U eat food like a normal Day (dont know why u can survive without food for years for sure) and u drink to. When u get ur christmas presents u hade ben killing yourself for u realize its just a shirt or a toilet roll (sometimes its used toilet paper)
U eat food like a normal Day (dont know why u can survive without food for years for sure) and u drink to. When u get ur christmas presents u hade ben killing yourself for u realize its just a shirt or a toilet roll (sometimes its used toilet paper)
by The real facts giver December 13, 2016
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Get the Following the Christmas tree mug.An excitable, quick tempered and usually horny individual. Usually get's picked on a lot. Graham Christmas' usually find one person and fall in love with them instantly, however, the person never loves them back. They will stay in love with this person for the rest of their life and this person is usually a male. Graham Christmas' will usually have really good friends but not many. They will accept him for being gay and they're names are usually as follows;
Anna, Mae, Chantelle & Shannon
However, they do usually meet one fake friend and they are generally called Tyler.
They aren't very trusting and if they trust you DO NOT damage that trust. They will lose all trust in everyone and it'll take a very long time to build it back up again.
Anna, Mae, Chantelle & Shannon
However, they do usually meet one fake friend and they are generally called Tyler.
They aren't very trusting and if they trust you DO NOT damage that trust. They will lose all trust in everyone and it'll take a very long time to build it back up again.
by AmyToonlink October 24, 2013
Get the graham christmas mug.When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.
by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020
Get the Guantanamo Christmas Present mug.Christmas is the accumulation of every special day, extraordinary feeling, and unforgettable moment. Combined, every Time you see her. It’s always on the best day, your vibe instantly peaks. And the eyes you only have for her, light up in a rare glow. She’s the most beautiful person you’ll ever know. 3 + 2 + 6.
by E1even July 13, 2021
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