potato cunt

What a woman calls the hoe who stole her man in a Hallmark movie.

"He's leaving me for that potato cunt!!!!"

by calico_kid December 4, 2016

Dum Potato

Potato your dum af and you know it B)

YOu saw that dum potato

Ye i saw him

by Dum Potato November 30, 2020

Useless Potato

A term referring generally to a male human who wakes up at 1 pm and then proceeds to do nothing but browse reddit and 9gag.

Person A: so after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, and doing nothing but browsing reddit and 9gag up until now
Person B: You are a useless potato

by idiot12345 August 6, 2013

Potato Peeler

to eat your own farts

Olivia: Lily and Emma, are you guys Potato Peeler s?
Lily: No
Emma: Yes
Olivia: It means to eat your own farts
Lily and Emma: Oh LOL no I don't peel potatoes

by livysalvatore49 July 6, 2021

potato lily

Greg Demmon

Person 1: "where's greg?"
Person 2: "oh, you mean that potato lily?"

by Tay Tay potato lily October 4, 2011

Potato farming

This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.

Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious

by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020

Potato-ing

Slang Verb "To potato"

When an animal, usually a cat, lays on their back with legs splayed out, seemingly relaxed and comfortable. They may or may not be performing the "belly trap" in an attempt to lure an unsuspecting human in, and tear their limb off.

"Aww, look the cat is potato-ing again."
"Don't pet her tummy, it's a trap"

by FlametheSeraph January 27, 2019