Hood Fight

Professional fighters fighting, does not need to be in the hood. They get payed very well. Not to be confused with boxing, not martial arts

Guy 1 - “Hey want to go watch Hood Fight with me”
Guy 2 - “Isn’t Hood Fight just like the UFC?”
Guy 1 - “Yes, the UFC is hood fight”

by CM911 December 10, 2022

Hood Unicorn

A fat tweaker

I saw a hood unicorn smoking rocks under a bridge.

by MaoZe’sDong May 31, 2018

hood bankruptcy

Selling your cardano crypto currency because you need money to survive.

Omar El Souessy declared hood bankruptcy by selling his crypto.

by munde0 March 22, 2022

The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 13, 2018

Dike-hood

Prepubescent realization of ones gay tendencies. Being a real big dike.

The level of dike-hood they possessed impresses me for being so young.

by Daren williams November 4, 2020

hood bath

(V) When you splash through a puddle and there is a ratchet hanging by the bus stop.

I was driving thru the hood and saw a stankin ratchet standing next to a puddle and I cleaned her up with a hood bath.

by jfiles June 23, 2014

Hood Nigga Language

when a person speaks in a slang you don’t understand but it’s used by many people who use weapons, such as a glock -19.

person 1 “i’m block hugging rn”
person 2 “i don’t speak hood nigga”

person 1 “im on the end of the street, watching the cars that drive past so i can be aware of any funny business. AKA block hugging AKA hood nigga language.

by callmeluckii June 28, 2025