Het mondriaan college

IT IS A KANKER SCHOOL WITCH CONTAINS A MONKEY CALLED AURELLIA

Het mondriaan college makes children want to off themselves

yes it realy does

by De Boon December 6, 2022

new college leicester

lush school 🥰😘😍 xxx teachers only care abt what you look like and make us sit through maths for an hour and 45 mins 🤩🤩🤩 students are sooo nice and fights barely happen!!🤪🤪 the food is so yummy and very affordable☺️ (45p for a small juice carton are they mad)

Kid: mum can i go new college leicester
Mum: do you need mental help

by LLLhateyouallxx August 20, 2023

disney college program

The program for that allows college students to work in either Disneyland or WDW for a semester. Known to have the most stressful application process known to man. Acceptances are sent out in "waves" as predicted by the Wavemaster on the Facebook page.

Guy 1: Man I applied for the Disney College Program DCP like 3 weeks ago and I'm still in progress.

Guy 2: hey at least you're not in submission like me. I'm still waiting on my wbi.

Guy 1: ay don't worry Bruh we'll all be accepted soon.

by Tcwob2 September 4, 2016

ellenbrook secondary college

A pretty good school north of Perth, W.A., but everyone who goes there thinks its shit.

Me: Aw, bro, you know Damo?
Ya: Yeh cuz
Me:That cunt goes to Ellenbrook Secondary College!
Ya: lol what a shic tunt

by wallytheweedman July 11, 2016

Chisholm Catholic College

A co - ed secondary school in Perth, WA, who only give a shit about uniform, Often referred to as “christmas trees”. The school is infested with wogs and aisians, who tend to hold up their atar average which they tend to rub in peoples faces. The typical chisholm boy is an all round faggot, who thinks their top shit and hard and acts like a pig. The girls are arrogant and rude as fuck.

If your thinking about sending your kid here. Think again. One of the most fakest private schools in Perth.

Damo - “why do i see a christmas walking around the morley galleria?”
Darren - “that’s a chisholm catholic college faggot”

by nejdhdjd January 22, 2021

Somerset College Prep

Somerset College Preparatory Academy (SCPA). A middle/high school in Port Saint Lucie Florida. The school that got a kid arrested for creating a meme account on Instagram surrounding the school. It's not all that bad, contrary to popular belief, because there isn't much drama and there isn't really a group of "popular kids". Loves to show off it's A average and high GPA average even though half the student body doesn't really care... The middle schoolers are the most annoying creatures on the planet (AVOID AT ALL COSTS) Amazing teachers if you are lucky and get head of the department; as for the other teachers though? Good luck. This school has an amazing STEM program and because it's a small school, has barely any sports. The sports we DO have are shit though. This is why we have little to no school spirit. Overall, not the worst school. Go Spartans I guess.

Dude: What school do you go to?
Student: Ah, I go to Somerset College Prep...
Dude: Ooo.. That's tough... Why didn't you just go to Centennial or Central or something?
Student: *sigh* why didn't I....

by sadSTEMmajor October 28, 2020

Carey Baptist College

A school with a snapchat filter, colour run and free dress days.

Children who attend this school is often called a 'Carey Kid'

Person: Hey are you a Carey kid?
Another person: No, what is a Carey kid?
Next person: A child who goes to Carey Baptist College

by fdewygubqnsj May 15, 2018