Mean Bean

1. n. A term for a woman's clitoris when she is turned on.
2. n. An actual Ladyboner

see: n. Bean
see: n. Ladyboner

Woman: "Whew, I woke up with a mean bean when I had that dream about Channing Tatum making out with Brad Pitt"

Me: "Ew."

by Tubbles April 24, 2014

refried beans

Anal sex combined with or immediately followed by defecation.

Jesus vigorously analized Maria until she crapped everywhere, they then both enjoyed fresh refried beans.

by arock75 April 19, 2011

queef-bean

a bean that queefs

"Margolis, your such a queef-bean!"

by sam56sha56 October 19, 2008

blubber-bean

Does it really need a definition? u get everything about it from its name. Its a bean. Made of blubber. A blubber-bean. God knows what genious made that up. Usually feasted on by mr and mrs walrous and other such blubbery-sea mammals. If implanted into an animals left eye.A blubber-tree will grow. many blubber-pods grow on these trees, these then magicaly turn into cacti and then dissolve. The matter left from this is a blubber bean. The whole cycle then starts again. Of course, if there is a nearby eye.

Hey, i grew a blubber tree today!
Oh cool! what flavour?
Blubber you idiot!
Find a nice eye for it?
Yeah its ok i guess.I named my tree Janice you know.
My, what a pretty name! What about the blubber-bean?
POTATO!

by Lewis Palmer August 20, 2006

cool beans

A word used to fake happiness when another around you is excited.

*Note* Not a word accociated with any kind of "uplifting" or "inspirational" meaning

"Dude! I just did your mother!!"
"Cool beans?"

by phillipthenickle2 January 19, 2010

Refried Beans!

A reply of agreement or when one feels amazed by awesomeness

person 1: I just won $5000 on Pai Gow
person 2: cool beans...wait did you say $5000?
person 1: yep! 7 card straight flush with joker. $5 up!
person 2: Refried Beans!

by The Trendsetter Linguist June 17, 2008

chalupa bean

the clitoris, especially when visible through tight pants

She had such a bad camel toe that I could even see her chalupa bean!

by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005