bag of cunt

Usually a female individual, usually drunk and/or temperamental, noisy, and generally incorrect in assumptions. A woman more interested in ruining her man's good time than breathing. A nagging, rude, obnoxious female. See also cunt bag.

Dude, are you and Sarah going to make it to the Dirty American Playboys show?

No, she is just being a big ol' bag of cunt and won't come out to play!

by Slim Twofingers February 4, 2010

Stabbing The Bag

While performing the sexual act of double penetration a male participant slips out of the female's vaginal or anal orifice. The other retains his position. While attempting reinsertion, the expelled male forcefully jabs his penis into the other male's scrotum. There by, "stabbing the bag." Commonly viewed in porn pornography.

"Father Harry won't swing with us anymore because my husband stabbed his bag."

"I enjoyed DPing Molly with you... Until you stabbed my bag."

"This must be amateur porn; that guy keeps stabbing the bag."

by elBUNBUNofdoom October 17, 2012

bag nose

A nose which resembles a bag. Similar to a Jewish Nose

Check out that jewish guy, he has a huge bag nose.

by jstern22 June 15, 2011

jouche bag

A jewish douche bag. When calling someone a jew as an insult just isn't enough.

( Guys playing halo)

Bobby: you killed me! you jewtard....
Colin: heyyy what can I say

...Colin: Dangit Bobby! your a jouche bag!

by Jouche bag February 7, 2009

Wham Bag

Placing your genitals between the seat and bowl of a public toilet for sexual accomplishment - Originated by George Michael of Wham fame hence Wham Bag - Verb Wham Bagging - to Wham your bag.

" I had a right night the other day, me and George where out in East LA when he says 'I know a great little toilet round here if you fancy a laugh' Next thing i know were Wham Bagging the night away Wham Bag thank you mam!"

by Mighty Tim February 28, 2009

Rag in a bag

Contrary to what you assume based on the title. A Rag in a bag is quite simply a rag in a bag.

James: Hey dude, I found a rag in a bag, and give it to my little sister for her birthday!

Evan: That shits weak bro.

by Jimbobbyjones February 23, 2010

bag of sluts

Tons of sluts congregating.

There's a bag of sluts over there.

by Veroncia November 17, 2003