boner cheese

another word for semen

"Dude i totally shot my boner cheese all over her last night."

by quesodelanoche September 28, 2008

Dick Cheese

When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)

Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.

Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."

by Benson&Hedges January 15, 2010

swiss cheese

To have a drive by shooting, fill someone house with bullets, thus leaving lots of holes..

You better pay up your debt or we'll swiss cheese your place tonight.

by Bao Nguyen June 2, 2007

cheese tickle

when you eat pizza or any other type of food with melted cheese and you get that annoying piece of cheese stuck on your chin or any other part of the face.

"shit... do i have a cheese tickle on my chin?"
"fuck pizza and it's cheese tickles"

by yayolikeitsmayo January 1, 2010

cheese eggs

The meal that is made after having an affair with some else's partner.

Yo Liz just made me some cheese eggs if you know what I mean.

by Brojas95 November 23, 2016

Cheese Shame

When you live in Wisconsin and a friend mocks you for buying the cubed cheese at the grocery store, and makes you buy organic, non-GMO cheese instead.

I tried to buy cubed cheddar for our wine night, but Lesley cheese shamed me.

by kayemeff February 24, 2018

Cheese Clown

Cheese Clown is a hybrid word describing a person who is a fusion between a Cheese Dick and an Ass Clown.

Cheese Clown: An arrogant dick head who through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underware.

by 5150Skippy December 14, 2011