Rule 34

A rule where if something exists, there is or will be porn of it. Even if it's a baby.

Me: I doubt Lily Loud would have rule 34
*searches it up*
*throws phone at wall as hard as possible*
Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?

by Prince Stero October 20, 2021

Rule 101

Any rules after rule 100 are not applicable and are invalid.

(Female walks in on guy masturbating)

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: Rule 101

by The Rule Masters April 23, 2018

The Aaron Rule

From Urban Dictionary:
The Aaron Rule: As made famous by Mr Aaron Graham (aka Semitence), an unpopular yet prolific gamer based in Melbourne Australia. The rule states that one must never listen to Aaron in any matters pertaining to game play, competitions of any sort or anything where he could potentially “win” or “gain” something. Care should be taken as seemingly good advice for the unprepared listener will always end up in unforeseen negative consequences to said listener and positive advancement of Aaron. This results in the shortened version of this rule (although technically incorrect) “never listen to Aaron”.

Aaron: “I think you’ve got a good move here... just move your warrior to the east.”
Players: “Remember the Aaron Rule!”
Player moves warrior west.

by Nach October 3, 2017

The Rule Of Nick

A widely accepted social courtesy asking that a given situation, object and/or set of circumstances should be left in the state it was found in; i.e. cleaning up after oneself out of respect for those that may follow after you.

A: "Ugh, Alex made her powdered peanut butter with the Brita water and broke The Rule Of Nick again."

B: "She forgot to switch it back? What else is new..."

by iamabeachwalk March 8, 2009

road rules

Whoever is bigger, wins.

18-wheeler v. Hyundai, head on, at 80 MPH. Who do you think will win?

by Who Cares July 25, 2003

road rules

Another show made for people in collage and/or living in appartments. It is about people who do weird tasks while on a road trip. It is pure trash TV.

Road Rules is just another reason why MTV went downhill and will never crawl back up.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

rule -1

People are stupid for not having done negative number rules.

- Hey have you heard of rule -1?
- You mean rule 1?
- rule -1

by blue hawwk July 20, 2021