jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.

Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper

by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011

Jordans

Jordans is defined as a shoe owned or made for former basketball player Michael Jordan.

I can't wait for them new Jordans to come out.

by Rob run corleone September 10, 2022

Jordan

A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and used to play a lot of bitches also hella sexy and everyone is scared of him

Damn nigga you can never be like jordan

by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021

Jordan

someone who is misunderstood, people think his arrogant and full of himself. Which is not true at all. His actually one of the most genuine people you can ever meet. His your friend and has your back, you tend to not relize just how good of a friend he is. Super nice and popular, plays sports and intelligent. people are sometimes amazed at how well he can communicate and relate to others. His someone that everyone always want to be around. Has tons of girlfriends yet always treats everyone with respect.

Person 1) Jordan isnt actually a bad guy his probably one of the chilliest dudes I've meant.
Person 2) yea I know, I wonder why he gets such a bad rap.

by Krayons 213 April 27, 2023

Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen

A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.

Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!

Friend#2: That's not even possible.

Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?

Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.

by Octopus tentacles taste bad October 27, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is typically a dumb cunt, Is the SSO and will stop at nothing to tell everyone he’s the SSO when In uniform Jordan stinks and can not wear it properly.

Ugh I just got cancer, ahh well atleast my names not Jordan

by Yahboi69696969 April 1, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is the most sweetest girl you'll ever lay eyes on. She has a big heart and can be super clingy. She can get jealous if you don't give her the attention she's giving you. She has a freaky side but doesn't want to show it most the time. She can get super attached to any guy. She can act incredibly shy around guys, she also never wants to start drama and tries to make the best relationship with people she enjoys being around the most.

"Yooo whos that chick!? she so fine"
"oh thats jordan"

by yeaarmpits March 5, 2022