Double Jesus

When two bearded human males cut a square shaped section off from each others buttocks cheeks and place them into an empty wine glass, then proceed to urinate into said wine glass at the same time. In this process, the urine will begin to resemble wine in coloration due to the blood escaping from the cut off portions of flesh. Once they have completed urination, they then pour the concoction over each others heads as they masturbate furiously into a collection plate like those found in Catholic churches while screaming "Praise me" loud enough for all of their neighbors to hear. This is a Double Jesus.

Tom Cruise: Hey Chuck, did ya catch the latest episode of Breaking Bad last night?
Chuck Norris: Naw, I was too busy doing the Double Jesus with Zach Galifianakis.
Tom Cruise: Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Chuck Norris: Can you bail me out homie?

by PenetrationStation December 19, 2014

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Double Dab

The act of dabbing with both arms, and not doing the correct forum. Both arms are bent and you will not have a straight arm, like the original dab.
Frequently called: The Whitey Sheepy Duper Dab

At the school dance, Billy got the spotlight, so he did the Double Dab.

by reallynotahoe April 4, 2017

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double meat

A man who has the pleasure of two knobbers.

Like milking a cow

by 2 knobs mcraw October 21, 2003

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Double Thumb

(only if you're a boy) When you have sex, you lick both your thumbs and jab them in the woman's vagina continuously. This widens the vagina so it is easier to continue with the sex session. Try multiple times to make vagina wider.

Person 1: "Did you do the DOUBLE THUMB last night?"
Person 2: "Yes, and my girl was hurting the next day."
Person 1: "Sweet!"

by MattJ0hn50n June 22, 2012

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