Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker

Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.

by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012

Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.

"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

by Narstream November 17, 2022

cracker princess

white girl spoiled brat should be dead

tony: look at that fat ass
chad: nah dude thats a cracker princess

by the pussy nigger 9000 January 5, 2023

cracker flaps

Any white male or female with a big ass mouth, or got extra baggage hanging below!

"Look at that bitch & her cracker flaps!"
"Dude is outta his flaps"

"Straight CrackerFlaps"

by JJJBEAN January 11, 2021

Cracker Barrel

The sexual act of crushing crackers into a condom, then proceeding to have sex

"Hey man, I heard that Brandon gave the Arabic girl in our class a cracker barrel. What a mad lad"

by ThatOneGinger114 October 25, 2020

Cracker

A term that white people use that they think is “cool” because they can’t say the N word.

White guy,”wasp my cracker.” Black guy, wtf?

by Milky banana October 8, 2021

Cracker Trauma

A terrible event for a black person cause by white people.

The kkk caused a lot of people to have cracker trauma.

by DJ Swiftnutz April 2, 2021