jubilee christian academy

dumb school that makes you pay 120k for an education u can probably get from other schools

they cant give us colored chalk because they dont have budget my ass

no shat cause u keep wasting it on useless projects that only they will benefit from!

come on down to jubilee for a joke of a principal and a crackhead math teacher!!!!!

you're from jubilee christian academy? what a joke!!

paying 120k for jubilee christian academy, you got scammed LMAOO

by awestrucked July 4, 2023

Christian Abed Khalifa

Son of Cooper Flavio Jones and Elle

Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell

Currently less than a year old.

"Did you hear about Christian Abed Khalifa?"

"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."

by Biggo Grayo September 12, 2019

Williamsburg Christian Academy

Williamsburg Christian academy is a school in, I kid you not, toano, Virginia. It has kindergarten-12th grade. Everyone in this school (there’s not a lot of students) is either really cool or really annoying. Most of the annoying ones are middle school students with the exception of the classic red neck, conservative, yee yee high schooler. The best part of the school, in my opinion, is the 4:20 Bible verse in the cafetorium™︎. Most of the students end up there from either dropping out or being pulled out of warhill high school.

Person 1: hey you heard Layla transferred to Williamsburg Christian Academy?
Person 2: to where? Oh you mean the school with the ugly khaki uniform?
Person 1: yeah that’s the one!

by aspaghootisasingularspaghetti June 4, 2020

Southside Christian School

Literally just a frat house disguised to look like a church school

Bro I just got my girl from Southside Christian School

Nah, I already know her cooch is all over Snapchat

by liluziree September 16, 2021

Champion Christian School

Absolute hell. A shitshow full of druggies racists and peril officers. Everyone there hates anyone of color and makes sure to ignore any real issues.

Champion Christian School is the worst place on Earth.

by FRB1GG1E November 20, 2021

Christian Academy of Louisville

Mom found the poop sock

I was called to the office at Christian Academy of Louisville for a poop sock

by Mike Plug Walk February 16, 2019

Matthias Christian Hansen

A person who does stupid things and uses the excuse that he has "gangbesvær". He has be at his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi. :(

"wow dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"

by #pape power August 30, 2022