joe garcia

Joe Garcia’s are usually very playful mean and abusive towards their daughter. They are mostly bald headed and they have a mind of a child. They like to play games such as bingo , dominos , and even twister. They also love beer.

My dads name is joe garcia and he’s drunk.

by imstatingfacts February 24, 2019

lisa garcia

Can't put a definition on limited edition

Lisa Garcia is not a dime a dozen

by MommasG January 14, 2017

Gayle Garcia

A Filipino...and gets bored easily, because she doesn’t like her school. •_• She freaks out over primary, INFACT she says pwimawy and no primary.

Is that Gayle Garcia because she said “THEY WERE FROM MY PWIMAWY”

by filipinowhomightbeinyourschool October 9, 2019

alyssa garcia

To deficate on a glass table while someone watches from below.

My boyfriend always gets "turned on" when i give him an "alyssa garcia"

by dfvgjndeafreg December 8, 2013

Mia garcia

Fuckin thot that sucks everyone in Elgin Tx dick she love be with hella dudes

Aye bro Mia Garcia coming over you tryna run a train?

by Ongodnocap August 17, 2019

ricardo garcia

A runescape player that has small dick and loves to film himself masterbating while playing games.

That guys is such a Ricardo Garcia he's always on the computer.

by Toomuch4u May 12, 2016

Ethan Garcia

Ethan Garcia is my amazing boyfriend !! he is just so perfect. pretty sure he’s like 🇨🇴🇲🇽 which I AM COLOMBIAN / 🇨🇴. Perfect couple am I right?? Anyways he’s just so cute. He plays soccer. He is literally just my ideal type! Think I’m the first to do this so credits : me 🤭🤭. ethan 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

me: Ethan Garcia is just so cutee!

my friend: your a simp

another example

my friend: omg my crush is so cute

me: ethan is better 🤷 ♀️

by ethangarciasrealgf July 21, 2022