I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.
by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024
Get the Melbourne Ashtraymug. melbourne is a super huge weird city in australia that always says its better than sydney but who cares. everyone says melbourne is really good but we're really just a dumb place with a lot of gangs and eshays and crimes and stuff. mainly in fitzroy and northcote there are literally so many eshays and lads stealing cars and bashing people and stuff like that. the beaches are better in sydney. there are a lot of old men that stare at you creepily if you go to fitzroy north. we have some cool stuff though like the MGC and federation square and good food. there are heaps of wannabe mafia gangs mainly made up of eshays. also dont miss out on the royal melbourne show or else you will be dissapointed.
by the jet black wings July 25, 2019
Get the Melbournemug. A great team back in the 1990's but they are now very shit as we have been on the bottom of the ladder for many years now.
Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked
Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked
News reporter: A coach of an AFL team has recently been sacked.
Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne
Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne
by AussieCUNT123 April 23, 2022
Get the North Melbournemug. Is it true or not that you are in that frame of mind of arranging a critical event in Melbourne, not set in stone to make everything about? Look no further on the grounds that we have the arrangement that will hoist your occasion to an unheard of level: chair hire in Melbourne. Picking all that best hire chair offers by Mux Events event Management Company in Melbourne administration can be the way to guaranteeing the solace and style of your guests.
by Best Hire Chairs Melbouren October 16, 2023
Get the Hire Chairs In Melbournemug. by DeAndre Fields April 3, 2018
Get the Melbourne Navigationmug. A really hot guy with a really big penis! All the girls are drooling over him because of his stunning hot looks and beautiful big penis! hes a chill, cool man that everyone can be friends with. Ryan is the best person u will ever meet. hes so amazing and hot.
by fact_teller April 30, 2022
Get the Ryan Melbournemug. (first cunt) "you been to melbourne before" (second cunt) "nah that's the fag capital of Australia, only poofters live there"
by ice age 4 April 22, 2022
Get the Melbournemug.