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-A Badass

-has a huge cock
-A profesional MILF Hunter

-likes big tits and huge ass
Person 1: I had Sex with his Mom
Person 2: Your such a Johannes
Johannes by ThaRealMuhfugga January 2, 2017
Jovanna is the time of girl that is so annoying (in a good way) but also beautiful and funny. She’s usually Mexican and a brunette. She a bad bitch that will fuck you up if you mess with her or her friends She is the best person you will ever see and you will never forget her.
Guy 1:shii who is thatt?
Guy 2:her name is jovanna she lookin like dinner
Jovanna by Virgoonya February 24, 2019

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.
"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"
Johannes Gutenberg by DaBunny July 18, 2005

Johannesburg 

biggest, baddest city in South Africa, where the diamond smugglers mingle with the carjackers to make life strange.
I had to get out of Johannesburg for the weekend so I flew to Cape Town for the ocean breezes.
Johannesburg by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006
Most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. She'll dance down the street with you!! Tis the best thing ever! I and many people, refere to her as "the young Rachel weisz".. But she doesn't like it.. But Deep down we all know she loves it! Great sence in Music! She is pretty much the most awesome, fricken sexy, BEAUTIFUL girl in thw world! If you come across a Joanna in your life! Don't let her go!!
I love you bub!! Love Lauren!<3
"You were awake with your eyes closed. But I do love peguin juice!!.. As much as I love Joanna!"
Joanna by Boris!<3 March 16, 2012
A smart, loving, loyal, amazing person. Grows up to be a great dad and husband to his wife and children.

They are usually a business man and are very good at solving problems, still managing to look funny and amazing while doing it.
Me: wow that girl has a Johann

I wish I had a Johann!
Johann by The girl with blue, gold ey September 30, 2018