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Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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Shit show

Basically every Knesset “meeting” - a misleadingly sardonic euphemism commonly accepted as a ‘culturally-sensitive’ term in reference to what is actually more akin to a jaw-dropping exhibition of at least 7-8 congressional members publicly flexing their muscles at each other like baboons on steroids, while others display more creative performances
(delivering speeches in sing-song manner and in rhyme!) - this show is not only fantastic, it’s probably the only thing in Israel you’ll get for FREE!!!
Enrapturing from the first second, a mind-blowing performance of political leaders purportedly voted into office democratically, who shout wildly at each other in a wild chorus of primal screams that escalates and finally concludes in volcanic eruption - wow, what a shit show!!
by Naomichevalier June 23, 2024
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Ms. Shit

A teacher who talks and is shit.
Ms. shit is giving shit homework
by the_preppy_hater November 21, 2025
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Shit Show

These people are running a straight up shit show!!
by Scott McGuiness March 25, 2022
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shit trashed

Extremely intoxicated. Involves being ridiculous and probably blacking out. Signature product of combining grain alcohol and uppers such as red bull or cocaine. Being shit trashed creates glorified regrets and is addictive.
She was shit trashed last night and I simultaneously envy and feel sorry for her.
by 625mL January 6, 2011
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FUCKING SHIT

really big poopo shit that a 2 year old would use it as an insult
"Hey, how are you doin today"
"Shut up. you look like a big fucking shit."
by flamingo nah jk January 29, 2022
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shit a miatta

When a small 2 seater sports car that handles very well explodes from your rectal region
She's gonna shit a miatta when she sees the size of this diamond
by Realisticfun January 17, 2018
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