i no no wanna ;(

i no no wanna ;( means i no no wanna

i no no wanna ;(

by 1missy0umorethanAnything December 31, 2023

i hope your next poop is sharp

word typed and publicated by a "brave" roblox player.

wow! This i hope your next poop is sharp image is magnifying!

by ThePoopyDawg November 22, 2023

I wish I was dead

Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.

There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.

There is a person who cares.

There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.

There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.

EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..

by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

I can’t terror him

Usually a group of uneducated people who can no longer call you for what you do because they now know your not a virgin.

I can’t terror him, that was the one thing I had against him, and now I feel powerless.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Do It, Mark Indelicato<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Do It, Mark Indelicato<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Do It, Mark Indelicato<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

i-girl

an internet girl. an internet addicted teenage girl. a girl addicted to her computer. an 8-bit slut. the succubi of the internet. drives up electric bills with extreme electronic usage. found in the trashiest corners of the interweb. digital media scalper. adrenaline and electronic junkie. speaks in code and kaomojis. hoards video game consoles, flip phones, and various computers. enjoys internet spelunking.

that girl online that you like isn’t real! she’s just an i-girl!

there are differences between e-girls and i-girls! but both of them are degenerates.

by myspace grlfriend November 13, 2024