lil shit

1. A person, generally smaller in size but not age, who can be a little fuckboy at times, pissing everybody off and shit.

2. A middle schooler that tries to act badass and attempts to be mature towards high schoolers.

1. Shut the fuck up you lil shit.

2. Shut the fuck up you lil shit.

by a lil shit September 1, 2016

Coffee Shits

After drinking coffee and eating tons of carbs then running you take a fiery, steamy, burning hot shit with a fudge-like consistency. It usually happens within an hour of coffee, with a smell similar to dead people, shit, and coffee combined. Even worse, it strikes without warning for the next hour leaving your pants in a shit covered hell.

Guy A "I love drinking coffee then eating pasta then running! Don't you?"
Guy B "Dude, your gonna get coffee shits..."
Guy A "Naa, I've got a colon of steel I...I need to change..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 28, 2010

shit a brick

Something that is so shocking, unusual, or angering that it would make you
”shit a brick”

When I saw how mangled my new car was after the crash, I nearly “shit a brick”.

by Said February 4, 2003

shit creek

A metaphor for deep trouble, usually one is said to be up shit creek without a paddle.

I just killed my roommate and I don't have an alibi...I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

Beer Shits

When you can shit through a tennis racket and not hit the strings.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just let down some serious beer shits.

by David From Austin September 24, 2007

shit-stain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.

you should quit smoking or at least shave off the mustache, because that shit-stain looks like shit.

by chuckybubbles August 29, 2011

Shit the Fuck

A combo of Holy Shit and What the fuck

Dude, Shit the fuck!?!?!

by Dada and Kball January 21, 2009