Rule 300

If you give up, they win.

Leonidas: SPARTA WILL BURN IF WE GIVE UP, that's rule 300 bitches!

by The Man with the Golden Gun August 20, 2013

car rules

Driver: Focus on the road, don't get us killed
Shotgun: Stay awake, Mad DJ skills
Backseat: Chief snack distributer other than that YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS

CHECK OUT THE CAR RULES YOURE IN THE BACK SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Hotline Bling Drake November 27, 2015

Rule 4E

An cousin to Rule 34. Simply stated: If something has even the slightest nonhuman features, somewhere in the internet there is someone ready to identify as that or sleep with it.

"I drew my OC with a bunny tail once and suddenly now I'm seeing people dress up as her at Furry Cons..."
"Sorry, but you should have known it was going to fall under Rule 4E."

by Joybane February 23, 2021

rule 766842

All hentai must be backed up at least 2 times, or else it is dead porn.

Example 1: "Bro save that shit twice! Rule 766842."

by InternetRuleGod February 8, 2020

rule 223

If its tall, it's probably Dutch

Person 1: Wow, that guy is so tall!
Person 2: Well you know what they say about tall things...
Person 1: Uhm, no i don't.
Person 2: Rule 223 implies that he is from the netherlands.

by Kleine_geitje March 16, 2021

Rule 200

Also known as the Thermite clause, this rule states that if you know who keyed your car, you have every right to find them and ignite a bucket of thermite on top of their hood. This will totally melt through the hood, block, pistons, and anything else, thereby rendering the vehicle totally unusable. This can be coupled with a gallon of boiled linseed oil in the gas tank to destroy any other engine they may put in there later on.

Some bastard keyed my car, luckily I know who it was! Time to invoke rule 200!

by Cyanide44 October 15, 2014

sag rule

The basic rule for determining if a girl's boobs have an overlap of boob and chest due to large size, or due to aging, aka "sagging."

The rule is as follows:

If, when laying naked on her back, with arms stretched up, there is overlap of boob and chest, then said boobs sag. If not, then any overlap when standing is due to large size.

-Dude, is that chick sagging?
-Nah man, I got with her the other day. She passes the sag rule. Those boobs are just huge.
-Good call dude.

by sagmaster December 7, 2010