Snow shoeing

The act of cuming on your partners feet then making them walk home barefoot.

See that women over there, yeah she's snow shoeing it's the new walk of shame.

by Darkandsinful December 12, 2023

Keep your shoes on

Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.

Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?

Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.

by LuridHope June 24, 2022

shoe shitter

Somebody who has diarrhea run down their leg and land in their shoes.

Ben couldn't make it to the bathroom, and now he'll forever be a shoe shitter.

by Poopy McPoopy Pants August 30, 2019

no shoes mike

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type

"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"

by butthole4777 December 17, 2018

Bosnian Shoe Shine

The act of utilizing severed feet, from either a living or deceased human, to give a foot job.

Charles had a massive foot fetish as well as issue meeting women. He thus had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.

by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024

Shoe-boxed

When you've gone from being in a current relationship to being lumped with all past relationships.

I had to shoebox Paula's things once Stacy and I started getting serious.

I am pretty certain Bob shoe-boxed me, I haven't heard from him in 2 weeks

by Stacy Contryman March 24, 2008

The Shoe Trumpet

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef

"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"

by LilNickker April 18, 2017