Rule 300

If you give up, they win.

Leonidas: SPARTA WILL BURN IF WE GIVE UP, that's rule 300 bitches!

by The Man with the Golden Gun August 20, 2013

rule #421

If we cannot have the pot that you post on the internet, we do not care about it.

This guy posted a picture of pot on Facebook. Remember rule #421

by josh2hosj February 7, 2015

Rule of Fist

Never put anything bigger than your fist inside you, unless you're being paid for it.

Did you hear about Brooke? She broke the Rule of Fist and haD to have her mom drive her to the hospital on Christmas Eve, whole family was over.

by MrTastie April 13, 2017

rule 766842

All hentai must be backed up at least 2 times, or else it is dead porn.

Example 1: "Bro save that shit twice! Rule 766842."

by InternetRuleGod February 8, 2020

rule 223

If its tall, it's probably Dutch

Person 1: Wow, that guy is so tall!
Person 2: Well you know what they say about tall things...
Person 1: Uhm, no i don't.
Person 2: Rule 223 implies that he is from the netherlands.

by Kleine_geitje March 16, 2021

no rules football

Its a game of Aussie rules football played by a group of kids/teens on the street or road, less all the rules...and less the blood rule. Basically do anything you are physically capable to stop the opponent and get the footy through the goals and if there's blood...well the game doesn't stop

We played the bastards hard and we scored 2 goals but my busted ribs are killing me and I wish me ruddy nose would stop bleeding, my mums gonna kick my ass if she finds out i been playing no rules football again, better say i fell off my skateboard.

by Bugga April 4, 2006

Rule 80

Rule 80 of the internet: Hypocrisy invalidates any point or opinion in the context of ANY conversation

I know a guy that constantly contradicts himself, claiming other things are bad when he does it himself. Dude can't resist to break Rule 80 every damn hour he breathes

by Lobsters_Shot_By_Cops February 25, 2023