1. When your USB key is full of porn.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.
"I took my USB porn with me so we could see some movies."
"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."
"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."
"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."
"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."
by Theprocrastinatorpanda October 9, 2016
Get the USB pornmug. by skamber March 3, 2008
Get the eco-pornmug. Girls who post partially nudes, Under wear pics, nudes on tumblr. Who don't put out or wouldn't be down to fuck in real life.
"loosehippybitch69 keeps posting pics of her half naked self with video games controllers. just for the re blogs. everything she makes is attention porn" - ilikecoolstuffman
by ninja cun·ni·lin·gus September 23, 2012
Get the attention pornmug. Guilt Porn occurs when people fish for 're-tweets' and "shares" by embedding some sort of personal attack in their original post, causing the victim to be forced to share the message, not because they happen to agree with it, but because they feel the need to defend themselves from the attack.
This is ridiculous Guilt Porn: "If you don't share this anti-cancer message, you're selfish!", "Share This Religious image if you're a REAL MAN. Or, more commonly, "I bet 80% of you won't re-post this...".
by Eats Paste December 3, 2014
Get the Guilt Pornmug. Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.
by The Grammar Nazi October 15, 2001
Get the relationship pornmug. by Sasugay uchiha February 11, 2021
Get the Tentacle pornmug. Shaun: Can I see your iTouch?
Cassie: Why?
Shaun: Cause you're a porn freak.
Cassie: Well you know I gotta have my pocket porn!
Cassie: Why?
Shaun: Cause you're a porn freak.
Cassie: Well you know I gotta have my pocket porn!
by cdins November 19, 2007
Get the Pocket Pornmug.