Split Dick

The term used when a person(s) fall with their legs either side of an Tubular object.

Oh no! Ive got split dick!

by Nathan Turner June 23, 2019

Ink Dick

Ink Dick is the common term used when a guy titty fucks a girl who has a tattoo over the centre of her breasts.

Cory got back from Cuba and that boy got himself some "Ink Dick"

by LexusSexGod March 6, 2015

Dick-Looker

Someone who intentionally looks at dicks.

Dr Clark:” Omg Chris is a dick-looker”

by Doctrclark July 30, 2022

Dicking market

the list of qualified women that your penis can enter in a specified geographic area

"Valdez, there are 7.6 women per male in your dicking market."

by Bob Dole 007 October 20, 2011

Dick Levee

A dick levee is a line of pillows placed between two males while sleeping in same bed

Damn son, you need to throw up a dick levee or else ponchoboy will grind your hindquarters

by Archangelmbc October 18, 2016

Dick Clutz

when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick.

Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend.

by Horny Troll July 30, 2017

security dick

a security dick is a guy that's sole purpose on earth is to provide security for his girl friend not knowing that he is being used for that purpose only

a dumb guy that is pussy whipped and is being used

any guy that goes to a 9-5 5 days a week and works like a dog to support a woman and or girl friend that is cheating on him behind his back .

laura was low on money so she went to the local bar to pick up a security dick to sponsor her cunt through life so she wont have to work .

2-a guy was picking on laura today so she ran to her guy friend/security dick for protection only the security dick would not have protected her if he knew the guy that was picking on her was actually her boy friend .

by zebra22 September 28, 2008