Jordan

Jordan is an amazing man with charming eyes and an atleast 6 inch penis

not jordan: idek bro his penis is atleast 6 inches

by xirconia January 21, 2022

Jordan

A fatass that eats all the food

Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food

by Deadmememan February 25, 2020

Jordan

He’s a down to earth guy, which some people misunderstand him. Enjoys making others happy, sometimes feels unappreciated. Can be the life of the party or the most dramatic person. Really chill & laidback, enjoys sports. Treat him with respect, loyalty, affection, honesty, and don’t take him for granted. He deserves to be loved in the best ways as long as he doesn’t become disrespectful or manipulative.

Jordan: “Hey you want to go play football later, we could practice?”
Caleb: “Sure thing, let me just ask my girl if it’s okay since she’s been feeling down lately.”
Ashley: “Jordan you are the best of both worlds, some thankful I met you!”

by MyLifeInABox November 6, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is Olivias boyfriend.

"Wow, that Jordan guy is cool!"

"His girlfriend Olivia will KILL you if you ever say that again."

by NotKiddingGirls September 4, 2023

jordan gentile

he is a coon jiggaboo that is also a ching chong chink that sits on his ass and plays cod all day the fucking slave. no one wants to be that dirty slave

jordan gentile is in a cage again

by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs November 27, 2022

Jordan

Literally the best human to walk this earth.

Boy 1: Omg It’s Jordan, act cool
Boy 2: I submit to his power

by Jordanisstable September 7, 2021

Jordan

Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.

JORDAN IS THE GOD OF ALL FAT ASSES

by mommy mentle December 7, 2022